Dave Shigazj

"Welcome to Animal Prison. Great if you've never been to a real zoo, or if you want to see lonely, sad animals."

"One of the most dangerous places in the US. It really IS that bad after all. (source: basic crime statistics)"

"When they say, "boulder scrambling", it sounds awesome (and is) but it's also a complete four miles of it (the second half rising 600 feet in elevation on boulders)."

"Pump up the volume"