Dave Moreno

"Even though they have signs "our burritos are huge sorry our parking lot is small", this effing parking lot still pisses me the ef awf >:\"

"Effing hot as fack! Packed as fack too! But it is a Saturday afternoon. My suggestion if you can, come on a weekday during the afternoon, skip the long hot lines and see/get some sick wacky gifts:)"

"Get the Italian Beef! They have sweet and hot peppers w00t! It's pretty legit either way. Similar to Portillos beef if you're from Chicago."

"Get the chicken burger! Rocks my bhole every time!"

"Healthy delicious place to Tranny watch."