"Don't drink the coffee. It's crap."
"Staff are arse holes turn around and leave."
"Haloumi burger is awesome"
"Try the mushroom soup with olive bread. Gorgeous"
"Start with Punk IPA, amazing. But you have to try the 9% Hardcore IPA which is out of this world. Also ask for tasters, they're usually happy to let you try anything you want."
"Test
http://www.redspottedhanky.com"