"Don't look at the massive dust bunnies peering over the check in counters. Unconfirmed reports that they might already be sentient."
"If you're in town for some snowmobiling ask for the sledders' rate."
"Need ice? Grab it from the Subway in the building before it closes for the night."
"Make sure you ask Sam about Android devices."
"If you're going to take a FourSquare photo before the movie, turn your flash off first."
"Wing Wednesdays with a ton of different flavors. Nice stuff!"