"Free wifi is you're a Marriott member. Awesome staff! Killer breakfast buffet, yum! And the ladies at the bar make a delicious Tanq and tonic!"
"Literally have NEVER been to a fast food joint that had a nicer staff!"
"Try to Tea Martini with some of the macaroons! To die for!"
"Desperate need of a makeover. Holiday Inn of Singapore..."
"Check in with one of the owners, and get a free STD testing!"