"Don't rest your free beer on the back of the toilet. There's a chance that it'll become the toilet's beer all too soon. 😿"
"Recommend. The bar staff from the old Creekside is here. Their sunny dispositions make up for the windowless room."
"The drunk bouncers will choke you if you attempt to use the restroom. My advice: find a corner and let er rip."
"Just witnessed a kid throw up on himself. Waiting for my burger."
"Order 'The Pile'. If you want to spice it up, get it peppered."