"This is one of my favorite study spots. I am a regular and most days I don't even have to give my order, the staff knows me. Great night manager, Melody is an AWESOME waitress."
"Quite possibly the only honest car salesman I have ever met."
"The deep fried ten year old is amazing. Also, try the sautéed manchild, it's fantastic. Filet of feline is a delicious appetizer."