"It's cheaper than the train, but don't expect rainbows! Toilets are 30p a go and the train station's just across the road. The signs are very misleading, though! #mumblegrumble"
"It's been a busy day; hard at work with Aesthetic Clarity, Ltd. As always. But it's all worth it. Just look at the work we produce!"
"Lovely walks by the sea and some spectacular views if you're willing to climb the odd hill or two!"