Dark Illuminations

"Bringing light to your darkness since 1999 🌓"

"Great community near BART 😺"

"This is a city of endless nail and hair salons, a minimum of two on every single block, even far from the main commercial zone. How can they make any money? Are these some money laundering scheme? 😹"

"This city is most certainly not made for walking 😿"

"The prepaid wax pass saves you around $25 annually, like getting a free bottle of wine every year! 🍷"