"watch out for seagull poop. they're laser good at aiming"
"Heel Tip repair on the spot for $6! only takes a few minutes. awesome sauce."
"this is the Chicken Love Letter replacement. same food PLUS pasta hehe"
"lemonade too sweet? ask them to mix with unsweetened ice tea. my fav ratio is 2/3 lemonade (any), 1/3 ice tea."
"name change! now it's Chicken +Plus and also has pasta on the menu."
"guys' restroom code is 369 and girls' is 14725. Cheers!"