Dan Kaplan

"If you stay here, request the very back room. Cozy, queen bed, full streaming TV options and proximity to toilet and walk-in shower"

"The new AC unit keeps everything very cool, especially on those hot Texas summer nights!"

"You can ask for custom egg sandwiches. We get ours with slices avocado and no cheese!"

"Overrated biscuit and poor seat etiquette by customers. Meh."

"Cat is super fat and exudes lots of dandor so bring allergy pills if needed!"

"music too loud"