"It's in need of a revamp."
"The coffee machines in the cafe only fill the cup 3/4 full, so if you fancy a stronger drink just press espresso and you won't pay extra."
"The staff here are so unbelievably rude. I understand that they're up at 3:30, but c'mon guys, at least you have jobs."
"Some odd people work here, and they can be pretty rude sometimes."
"If you're willing to risk it, there is a school downstairs that sometimes offers free cuts. Free men's cuts/dyes on Thursday night."