"The bathroom light is really bright! So if you need to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, you risk having your corneas immolated. Do yourself a favor, bring a small night light."
"Very nice hotel. Couple of caveats: 1) They'll charge you a lot of money for a (slow) wifi connection in your room and it will only be applicable to one device. 2) There are no hot meals after 10 p.m."
"5 star it aint but It's half a block from the beach, boardwalk and all the tragically hip shopping you could ever imagine."