"Bring a pen. It's not even one block from the Fulton Street train station. Extremely accessible."
"I love Giovanni's. Been coming here for about 10 years. I never do the bar scene but I've never had a bad meal here."
"This is a totally antiseptic resort. If you want to spend vaca in a clean, beautiful resort with all your American neighbors, this is your spot!"
"You must bring your own beautiful dancing Puerto Rican man for partnering during Salsa class. Otherwise you'll be dancing with your Mom, or somebody else's Mom. This is my PR man!"
"They do not serve coffee!!! And only Iced Tea. Not everyone is an alcoholic at this resort."