"It's too loud to talk, too dark to see, and there's no dancefloor. Ideal if you enjoy sitting awkwardly at a table all night staring at your phone. Food's alright."
"Great smoothies and juices available at the Juice In The Raw counter."
"Ordered from Deliveroo. Overcooked, stodgy and burned."
"Great for breakfast. I'd recommend adding a "True Yo" to your order - DELICIOUS little fruit cocktail!"
"Delicious (and expensive) meat. This is undeniably an "upper class" restaurant: if you turn up in shorts and a t-shirt expect disapproving looks, slow service, and no free bread."
"Lovely ambience, great scenery. Food was very nice but not the cheapest - be mindful of agreeing to things without knowing the price first."