"You can't miss the bright ass orange building!"
"Delicious good, but Japanese people don't know what "spicy" is. :)"
"Instead of paying for milk, add the complimentary half & half to your (free) glass of water."
"Instead of paying for milk, just order a (free) water and top it off with the complimentary half & half sitting on the table."
"Haoles gotta learn how for just cruise em. always in a rush."