"Não peça o cheesecake! Um dos mais toscos que já comi."
"É bom, mas tudo que tem aqui tem no 348 melhor e pela metade do preço"
"This has to be the worst electronic store in the world. Try walking in already knowing what you want and see how long it takes to pay and leave. You almost have to beg to buy something here."
"If you are unfortunate enough to work in the region, be careful with the pidgeons on the wires above the south east and west corner of 48st and broadway... They will gladly strike you in the head."