DangerGranger

"Park at the California and validate when you're done. $3 limited parking at museum."

"Stop pretending you don't love this place and come on by. Best wings EVERY TIME."

"Come after eleven or noonish if you can and you'll miss restocking."

"You can't order anything bad. Not one thing. It's all dope."

"Participating in Lent? Or don't want meat? Get a grilled cheese with grilled onions and some fries!"

"Remember that video of the spider who spun its web after being given caffeine? That's what this parking lot was designed after. Sheesh, I thought bureaucrats liked things orderly!"