"Is this the home of the wise woman? That it be. That it be. Yes it is, not 'that it be'!"
"Great School but Wo be tide anyone wearing white socks or attempting to remove their blazer before short-sleeve order has been officially declared."
"A great place to wait for the right train not to come. I mean, who actually lives in Olympia?"
"Leafy Victorian residential street, with the Wandsworth Museum at one end and the Queen Adelaide pub at the other. Only eye-sore is that dog service vehicle made to look like the A-team van."
"Bizarre, scruffy kind of pub. Good cheap Thai food. Few Irish about. Didn't appreciate one old fella telling my four year old son to f-off because he was in his little England top. It was ok till then"
"The pizzas here are excellent, but if it's pasta you're after, go to la vera italia, on upper Richmond road (near East Putney tube) where the pizzas are also good, but the pasta is delicious."