"Weekdays are great, weekends your hostess and waitress walk around with scowls on their faces and take 15 minute breaks at booths to complain to each other."
"Eh, if a couple orders the ceviche taster and two entrees with drinks... You may want to comp the extra tortilla chips. You might not lose another customer."
"Amazing food. Chicken stew and beef patties were bomb."
"Tough pork chops, undercooked rice, overcooked mahi mahi (had the texture of chicken!) Yeah, this is basically the puerto Rican Chilli's (with the disgruntled employees to match.) And overpriced too!"