"Foods good, tacos are amazing, careful they're big. Bathrooms could use more frequent attention."
"We've got the best prices in town"
"WORST BIG LOTS IN THE CITY!....stock all over floor and lazy staff"
"$1 bottles on tuesdays add that to the .50 cent boneless wong deal and you got a good day"
"WARNING: YOU WILL SLEEP SO HARD PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU'RE DEAD!"