"Take a look at Crystal's homemade flower pens! Use one! Write something!"
"Avoid falling into the fiery pit of tar. It burns."
"Leaves of three, let it be."
"Leave your nappy shoes at the door or face eternal suffering."
"Reload your dining dollars in increments of $100 and get 10% free!"
"Even on the best days try to arrive 30-40 min before your class start time. Parking can get hairy here."