"Pretty sure they gave me canned and expired ground beef. I've never had food before that caused me pain. This place is expensive and not good; skip it."
"If you see someone working with the cats/cleaning their cages, don't be afraid to ask if you can play with the kittens!"
"MWAHAHA I AM MAYOR AND YOU CAN DO NOTHING ABOUT IT"
"These people ROCK! They're sweet and welcoming, and always willing to help out. I love my Duke brothers!"
"Don't come here after 9pm. The freaks and crazies start showing up and you might not get out alive..."
"If you're in room 101, sit close to the front - you'll miss things if you don't."