"Stop by for the best writing tutoring in the tri-state area. Ask a tutor to make you a latte while you're at it!"
"Having a drink with the old post box; just thinking about how if it were born in the UK or India it would've been red and less squat. Funny how fickle chance really is."
"Some folks are loitering around here today..."
"Not sure why this location didn't adopt a "snorkel" design box, but this'll do. You just have to try a little harder."
"It shares a parking lot with Family Dollar. I wonder if they sell stamps."
"All blue with a USPS decal on the side."