Vinnie Maffea

"Wave a crisp $100 bill in the air and yell for change to add some fun to your evening."

"Steak is absolutely DISGUSTING. Go down the block and get a McRib instead."

"So they asked if I get their coupons, I said yeah, but I want planning to come so I didn't bring them. Cashier makes a phone call and bam, $26 off my $175 purchase. Can't beat that customer service!"

"I'd imagine dead people could ring up groceries faster AND give the correct change back."

"How the FUCK do you run out of shopping bags? And I had to almost make a scene to get the world's thinnest garbage bag?"

"Close your eyes and imagine anything in your size. Then open your eyes, realize you're in Marshalls, and be disappointed they don't have it."