"If you want to use the TSA PreCheck you've earned (or paid for), get here before 8 PM."
"Not sure why the floors are sticky... spilled beer or is it the porn cut into the cartoons on the TVs?"
"Fun fact... this address is technically Cow Hollow. Who knew?"
"The mayor's a nice slice of roast beefy man"
"Too bad @robertkwoods is only playing during the week"