"Best service in Dallas. Great prices and wonderful people! Let's make sure they stay open and busy! Oh and never turn down a chilled glass of red wine...that would be rude!"
"Sometimes there is a pack of gypsies in the parking lot.... If they ask you for gas money... Tell them you are a cop. They will clear out... Fast"
"Dr. McKinney will cure what ails ya!"
"Jello shots and lone star beer... What else??"
"Omg the lady at the desk is like, the coolest!!!"
"Use their iPhone app to get a good deal... But take a screenshot of the coupon because they have to type in all those damn numbers..."