"There's a sushi place next door and you can order from them in Roscoe's."
"Bring your own beer; theirs sucks."
"The wings are now from free range chickens. Thank you, FOTM!"
"Their rare burgers are truly rare, and highly recommended."
"The little square leaf-wrapped packages on the counter are filled with a delicious meat ceviche thing. Try one!"
"Bring your dog; they'll give her a biscuit."