"WiFi password: Welcome!"
"The real free wifi is named "Airport Free Wifi". Lots of room to stretch out on relatively comfortable chairs. No armrests so yay for naps!!!!"
"Open till 9pm Monday through Fridays!"
"You can sneak other people in with your meal plan if you swipe and then hand it sneaking to the other person. Works all the time"
"You can check out a laptop for free at the reference desk for 3hrs before you have to renew it. They even have nice new macs!!"