"Food is good if you're lucky enough to get service. If you're really hungry, flag them down early to take your order."
"Come early for parking!"
"Try a sample of black walnut and then give one to your friends. It will make you smile. :)"
"Chocolate cookie is awesome. You only need one."
"The mixed grill is pretty good but the shrimp is a little dry and tough."
"You pick 2: Soup for the winter with a sandwich."