"Always understaffed and uninformed - come with extra patience, already know your stuff, and have the call centre on speed dial"
"They don't take reservations and a 30 to 45 minute estimated wait is actually 1.5 hours - go somewhere else"
"Debit machine asks if you want to tip"
"Great food, great staff, even the guests are great! There can be a wait of up to an hour so bring your 3DS to pass the time and StreetPass people"
"Stay in the forward facing rooms to avoid early morning sun"
"You have to register and pay for day care 7 months in advance!"