"Tandoori kebab is actually spicy but really tasty! Get the steamed dumplings. Delish!!"
"Guac should be free, not 99 cents."
"Those "Protect-a-plate" things are illegal. Cops can charge you with "obstruct plate""
"Don't come here on the Friday of a long weekend."
"Hot and Spicy Chicken. Do it."
"Sweet and Sour chicken is great. So is their Yeung Chow rice."