"The freshly squeezed oj is outrageously amazing!!!"
"Tiny bathroom sink & the closet is in the bathroom?! Wtf. Also, no tub but massive shower. No room service. This place confuses me."
"Cabs is the best bartender here!!"
"This place might be the best laser hair removal spot in the city. It's super clean, the staff is amazing and their services are extremely affordable. Ask for Andrea- she's the greatest!"
"No military shipping boxes?! That's a bunch of bullshit."
"In order to check-in here, you better have stayed here, punks."