"Go to $5 pizza instead. You're welcome."
"When in Chicago, I would never stay anywhere else. Wifi is expensive, but free at Starbucks and MJ's steakhouse. The pool is amazing. Even if you don't swim, go check it out. Excellent location!"
"It's a must for fans of SNL. Other than that, skip. Get the double or triple cheezeborger. Slices of burger are paper thin and over-cooked."
"Great local beers on tap to hold you over for the long wait. Worth every second."
"A good last minute Chicago style dog before you head home..."