"Why do you check in here? lol this is me room at my apartment and I know you aren't there. I mean if you were actually there, then I would eat it."
"Delicious! 10 outta 10, would do again and again."
"There's a cop chillin' by the 322 off/on ramp to the Tom's in milroy. They sit there often. Be careful."
"Best Rutters ever, obviously."
"Who is the moron posting random pictures in here? Definitely not in Uncle Jesse's love palace. Wannabes."