"Although it was a Saturday night, understandably busy, the service was abysmal. One of the bartenders was too busy taking carbombs with patrons to bother attending to customers. Seemed fun. Wasn't."
"Fat Tire, PBR, Stella Artois, Bud Light, Coors Light and Guinness on tap. (5/27/13)"
"Patty Roacha is the best!"
"That new chef makes a damn good burger. Try the Sauce!"
"Trivia night Thursdays from 8 - 10pm. Order a Hipster's Hyduken. It's a PBR and a separate shot of Fireball. HYYYDUKEN!!"
"EAT THOSE DRINKS! TIP YOUR BARTENDER, BITCHES! I'm out.."