"I was so excited to try this place, then I say down and the bus guy rolled his eyes, wouldn't talk to me or my friend, then proceeded to spill water alllllll over me and never even said sorry. Dickwad"
"This is the slutiest fuck fest I've ever been too....can't even get a good pee in without a twink jumping underneath and a leather daddy grabbing your ass. DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE COOKIES!"