"Unfortunately they'll let pretty much anyone in here."
"The Roma Tomato Soup tastes even better after you've seized the mayorship from Amanda O."
"Order the Stuffed Shells with meat sauce. When it is served, you should wait and let it cool off, but you won't be able to. Self-control is lost when this deliciousness comes to your table."
"Knock 3 times, password to get in is "Don't Call Me Shirley.". Hipsters move to the front of the line."
"Come in for Taco Tuesday in the bar area...make sure you order the Napa Valley Nachos with Chicken to start off!"