"Look out for Pugs. They will get you!"
"Check out the organic dog soap. Only place to find it in Yuma."
"The place to be Saturday night!"
"Need a phone charge? We know how it can be. We have iPhone and droid chargers/cables available during office hours."
"Look for the servers in the pink shorts.... They will give you bar service from the lazy river. :)"
"Free wifi and the a great happy hour from 5 to 7p."