Michael Baker

"Avoid using this airport at all costs. Failing that, book your trip with at least 2 hours to make a connection here."

"If you use TSA Pre check and you checkin at the counter or skycap, reprint your boarding passes at the kiosk near the entry to security in terminal 2. Your new boarding pass will include "TSAPRECHK" ."

"Blue moon beer? Really? Is the buyer 12?"

"Bob is the bomb"

"That's SE Portland. Happy Valley is 10 miles away."

"The South Promenade begins here. Just a 20-minute, 1-mile walk North to the turnaround and all of the touristy crap on Broadway."