"One of the participating locations on the 2x BicMac for $3.50 promotion."
"Tried to use the newbie Special and they had no idea what what four square was. After staring at my phone for a while the manager gave me the offer w/ a bit of doubt. =/"
"Most unclean looking bank ever. Have to wait ages to get service as a business customer."
"Carne asada or mollejas Sopes for the win. Signature red sauce of course!"