"Monkeys are great but they trash your car!"
"If you like spicy food order a Jumping Jack Flash Jalapeño Burger. I can eat curry that will melt metal but this burger is damned hot!"
"Rated outstanding in all areas by ofstead in 2014."
"They sell an amazing range of tasty dairy ice cream."
"Avoid the tuck shop. You need to take out a mortgage to buy a snack."
"The evening crowd are a great friendly. bunch."