"Slooooow, and most of the staff isn't friendly! Though the man working the front by himself today right now is."
"This train system hardly ever works! You will more than likely be delayed."
"For this to be an international terminal at such a great location, the selections are limited for dining!"
"Do you really need to bring all of your life's possessions with you on the plane? Yes this causes slow boardings and disembarkations! At least pack a sweater or light blanket. Hmmmm"
"Do you really need to bring all of your life's possessions with you on the plane? Yes this causes slow boardings and disembarkations!"
"The in room wi-fi turned out to be no-fi. Oh well for getting any work done."