"The mozzarella sticks are awesome! Especially later at night for drunk food 😜"
"Great place to swim, cook-out, drink, and smoke."
"The mayor is in the house"
"The people that live here are awesome. You'll be best friends with them in no time!"
"The fireplace has no internal fan to push the heat out...it's a waste of gas to use it :-P"
"Great place to stay in Key West! Ditch the rental car and get bikes to get around town. Park them in the backyard."