"Lots of eyecandy passing thru the car park."
"The mayor is a complete dick!"
"the bacon and cheese burger used to be good... AVOID it now"
"Beef carpaccio is to be avoided. Its pressed mince on a plate, NOT finely sliced beef!"
"OMG.... Sooo much fun.. U have to try the rotating velvet bed with the light off and disco ball reflection from the mirrors on the roof!"
"The oke wif a very beeg C...."