"If these walls could talk, they'd have stories to tell. There's not a bad barber in the batch here. And getting a haircut here feels like a true NYC experience. Except they remember you."
"Bonjour! Have an 8-hour layover from a connecting flight? Head to the RER-B. Transfer at Notre Dam to RER-C. Get out at Eiffel Tower. Take pic of you smushing tower. Eat croissant. Sip coffee. Leave."
"This place will have you all like WHOA WHAT. Nature, you crazy! If you like stalagmites and stalactites, this is a stalagmust. Only take mental pictures though, because the real ones aren't allowed."
"Get the chair by the door for some of the best people watching in the city! Also: Dog goes apeshit for treats. Line your pockets with Dingos to satisfy the black lips bandit and make a friend for life"
"If you're looking for gas, this is a contender. I recommend the unleaded if you want to get from point A to point B."
"Pretty sure the dog is another employee. Treat with respect."