"Every tues happy hour 5-8. 10% off."
"Beware of giant piles of poop in the backyard. I think I got them all, but you never know."
"The boobs!!! Oh the boobs!!! And don't forget to get a side of skank burger."
"Have a glass of the Bouchaine Pinot Noir."
"The Taco's are Awesome!!!!"
"Try the Smoked Chicken Salad without cheese or dressing. The chicken is so good you don't need it. Healthy and tasty!"