"Perhaps we should be working somewhere in which our company name is spelled correctly?"
"BYOM - bring your own mug (for coffee/tea)"
"Italian buffet - all you can eat on Sunday. Adults $12.95 and children $8.95"
"Visitors - check in on 22nd floor"
"Daily riders must validate ticket before getting on the Light Rail."
"Avoid sangria - extra bonus of roach"