"Good food when I've been, but a bit slow/shambolic in managing the queue. Have some time up your sleeve..."
"Totally addicted to the spicy pork udon soup..."
"Warning: fancy hotel, but no free wifi. It's $24 a day. Catch up to the world, Stamford Plaza!"
"Really want to like the place but when I rang to tell them I got fridge-cold, stuck together shredded beef in my burrito, the best they could do was a couldn't-care-less "yeah, sorry 'bout that." Fail"