"Third and fourth floors are quiet floors, laundry and printer are in the basement."
"Word to the wise: the vindaloo is wicked hot. Not for the faint-hearted."
"Try the Malt Hydrox. Two of the best things known to ice cream lovers combined into one flavor!"
"Be careful of Sparky the guard cat!"
"The sizes are the cone sizes. They take the cone, and place exactly twice the amount of ice cream that can possibly fit on the cone. They then add an extra scoop because they're nice people."
"They now have amazing potstickers on Sundays instead of the egg rolls."